hey all....hi..., and i wanna make sure in the begining tht all thru the journey tht is jus going to take off I vil try to keep the things STRAIGHT and will be practising the same uptill the end and after tht too...
why am i being like this in the first few lines of this blog entry...mann... u all will educate urself abt this, pretty soon... wht the other guys of my company call "oh my god that was yukkkkkkkk"...
so the tale begins with we 4 normal regular indians frm the breed of "lets party" animals of the overexploited species of young software engineers body shopped to the country where people are so reserved and afraid about talking things that mom tells her kids to "be careful" when they go and ask their mom "hey mom do u hve any instruction for us???" "we are going to the drawing room for a walk"
yeah i m not kidding guys.. its true... abt this place....
if u see someone here laughing out loudly thn be sure he is not the citizen of this country and if in any case he is by his badluck thn the govt will ship him out of this country as soon as possible..may be by next public laugh he makes...
hmm.. ok rest all i vil tell u later first my story...so its abt a trip to the night club in the city of "we live in mute mode" country...it was a nice awesome.. refreshing....tempting....naughty..provocating..raunchy..rousing..enticing.. ohh sorry sorry.. i lost the track..sorry... i am talking about FRIDAY night dont get me wrong....its jus about friday..no other human thing related to it... got it.. ok...
so we 4 planned to go to a night club here... the name is SHAMPOO yeh and mind it.. its a night club not a massage centre... yeaha....goooood..but being new to this place...we thought of taking the help of the veterans here who hve made some good 3-4 trips to this country, so we approached one of our seniors here and gathered all the info about the night club. Info provided was as given below:
1> its a very big night club.. and full value for money.. mann we are indians .. we need value for money in everything we put our money in right jus fun is not everything..
2> the DJ is awesome there.. u might not b able to make out which song the guy is playing but the awesomeness of the music beats will make u touch the grooves and make the moves....
tht was a big motivation for me as i love dancing and u can ask all those guys who had my dance in their marriage funerals arey BARAAT rey.... :P :P
3>Gals...will be there.. but they look down on indians as "chhi chhi.. brown people..."
but u can oogle at them and they dont complain.. good na.. right thts what we all thot.. "who gives a damn to wht gals think.. we need a free license for oogling at the "only beautiful mistake GOD commited"....
So all these info bytes were enuf for us to make us think why not lets rock the floor of SHAAMPOO..so here we are..
we planned out our friday accordingly and left early frm the office at around 7 pm because we had to reach shampoo at 12 midnight. right...
and in the mean time enquired about the entry fee. it was jus about 400 rupees in indian currency.. and in tht u hve free beer and some awesome and nice salad kind of thing..so tht too is tempting.. "sala 400 rupye mey aur kya chahiye yaar.. beer h night club h and bandiyaan taapo" in the words of one of my senior...
during all this we also got a feel of increasing indian population as our group head-count also increased as being an indian we took good care of one thing tht we shud properly PUBLISH to the whole world tht we are GOING TO SHAMPOO.....so finally we were .............................
.........................NINE.. yeah u got it right... we nine guys in a group went to a night club.. for free beers and sight seeing.. :P ;)
Did u jus think "what abt dancing??" .. man dancing is something tht every indian is good at..and no doubts we really dance awesome... and i m not joking.. coz tht night we all njoyed only one thing tht was dancing.. tht too on the tracks tht we never heard before.. :) i m happy... for being an indian....
yeah so now we are all set........
leaving for shampoo...
we hired 3 taxis for shampoo....reached there.. and when we all gathered there on the main door... hehe.. people there were like.. "hmmm hmmm hmmm #@$#$#$$# #$$%$%$" (we dont understand their language rey...)
"Abey chalo lift aa gayi h guso saalo jaldi jaldi" our senior who was in a kind of hurry to hit the floor
when we all adjusted in a single lift with 3-4 citizens of tht country too.. mann let me give this country a name.. hmm.. ok frm now onwards the country name is "CHAPEDEA" and citizens are chapedians.. kool..
yeah so when 9 indians + 4 chapedian were there in a single lift.. eye brows raised and questions came... ""where r u frm?? " asked a chapedian
"Hindustan" ans popped..
where?? asked chapedian again
INDIA.. we told....
ohh INDIA .. good good.... was the reply...
Chapedian : "going to SHAMPOO??"
9 hindustani: "yeah...saale chapedian"
Chapedian : "@#@#@#$%$%#$@$" (something to his friends)
hum hindustani : "hans lo beta boochnaath....." greeting with a smile...
Chapedian : "did u book the room??"
room.. wht kind of room??? mann i had no idea and i think tht was wat the main reason few guys were so excited.. there was something else to the story.. might be a hidden truth about the biggest conspiracy theory of the world to tarnish Manish's PURITY.. really mann.. i was nonplussed...i had no clue..
WHY the tharki looking chapedian.. asked abt the room????
what happens in the room??
what is so special abt the room tht he jus enquired abt the room??
now i was more like... hmm.. lets chk the reality bite abt the night club??
we went there.....wht we did inside the night club is nothing.. but wht they did to us is very important to kno for u all....
they.. they.. jus.. yeah they jus... spoiled all the dreams of our seniors.....and the seasoned campaigners who were so excited about going to the night club.......were heartbroken...the beer there was.. like water with 2 days old lemonade.... the gals there were like..."the average looking mistakes of the god" and the DJ there.. haha.. he was not the DJ but a living PJ... pathetic jockey....
but to add insult to the misery....tht day in the club was .. the day for the MALE STRIPTEASE.
and tht was the last thing to do.. in my life.....to see a GUY..shedding it all to..show us something tht will haunt us for rest of our life and will always.. make us say.. "PLEASE GUYS LETS KEEP IT STRAIGHT".....
Thats all about the shampoo night club...
will come back with something new when i vil see something new.. till thn...
KEEP THE THINGS STRAIGHT.......atleast for me....for gods sake...guyss pleaseeeeeee...
